poor man....

eye AM a poor man....  well one day....  one day soon....  in five years....  eye am gonna be poor....  eye am gonna be on the streets....

eye am currently living off a gift from mommy....  eye would say daddy....  but....  eye am pretty sure that eye would not have gotten the gift....  if not for my mother....  eye am a mommas boy....  eye WAS a mommas boy....  all hell broke loose when she passed.... 

so all you ladies....  that want success....  sorry about that....  eye am NOT a success....  eye have currently done nothing successful....  eye drove a grocery store of mine out of business....  eye cannot get or keep a job....  what a bumb you say....  what a lazy bumb....  is that how you spell bumb....  whatever....  you know what eye am saying....  well....  eye did have two successes....  my lawn business was successful....  but eye had a captive audience....  pops let me maintain his buildings.... and then there was the coffee shop....  that was definitely a success story....  eye helped pops turn it around....  from a hundred thousand dollar loss....  to a sixty or seventy thousand dollar profit....  eye told pops what he should do to fix it....  and he implemented my suggestions....  eye would call that a success....  what about you....  AND....  since this game started....  it has been an uphill battle for me....  the search engines put my website out of business....  built my data into thier monopolistic search engines....  no need for me....  no need for my website....  and eye am pretty sure....  at my last job....  eye quit....  because eye was being antagonized....  and eye am pretty sure that the antagonism had something to do with this wicked game....  

well....  let me tell you....  eye am taking a page out maskbooks playbook....  eye am writing the book....  AND....  eye am currently building traffic....  just like maskbook....  with no help from a certain search engine....  eye am gonna break them up....  so why would they support me....  the only way that eye am gonna get traffic....  is if the immortals....  point my websites out to the humans....  but....  eye have hope....  that this will happen....  eye have five years to make it happen....  WE....  have five years to make it happen....  lets build the traffic....  and then we can figure out how to monetize it....  just like maskbook....  also....  eye just want to say....  eye am nothing like the founder of maskbook....  what a fucking jerk....