time to go home....
so.... today.... eye am going to prove to all of you.... that eye do NOT pander to the audience.... right now.... eye am going to talk about illegal immigration.... and.... there is someone in the room.... who is going to be very interested in what eye have to say.... eye do NOT think that she is illegal.... but.... eye think she is an immigrant.... and.... so.... eye think that this topic is going to be a sensitive one for her....
first and foremost.... eye will fucking close the border.... no one.... will get into this country ILLEGALLY ever again....
so.... here is what eye have to say.... about illegal immigration.... half the country wants you here.... the other half does not....
eye will not FORCE anyone who is here illegally to go home.... but.... eye definitely will ENCOURAGE you to go home.... you are causing a lot of problems by being here.... you are a big reason for all of this inflation that we are experiencing.... the system cannot keep up with all of the new demand.... and.... you are the reason that housing is becoming so fucking expensive.... we simply cannot build housing as fast as you can jump the border.... so.... americans are having to pay.... because of your illegal behavior.... that is point one.... you are cuasing pain here.... and.... eye simply will not let you continue to do this....
eye am going to tell all of you.... that.... eye think that you are selfish.... eye do NOT applaud all of you for searching for a better life for YOURSELF.... and ABANDONING all of your friends and family.... everyone that you have left behind.... is suffering even more.... because you have left them behind.... usually.... it is the youth.... that leaves a bad place.... the lifeblood of a place.... leaving all of the elderly behind.... leaving everyone who cannot leave.... for whatever reason.... for whatever reason THEY are trapped.... they cannot make the journey.... they cannot get out of their house.... they are crippled.... you are leaving all of them behind.... the helpless.... you are sucking the lifeforce out of your home countries.... in my mind.... you ARE selfish.... that is point two....
if you are here illegally.... if you crossed our border illegally.... eye will ENCOURAGE you to go home.... eye will create a basic income here.... a non-governmental basic income.... and.... IF.... you stay here.... you will get NOTHING.... eye will also.... over time.... create a basic income in your home countries.... IF.... you go home.... you will qualify for that basic income.... eye will also be creating vouchers for education.... you will not receive those.... your family will not recieve those.... eye will also be creating a voucher system for healthcare.... you will not be receiving these either.... if you want to continue living here illegally.... you will get nothing from me....
there we go.... eye have already chased her away.... eye told you that she was going to be sensitive to this topic.... apparently.... she only cares about her people.... she only cares about her kind.... her kind is going to be glad that she is on their side.... and.... nobody elses.... as long as you are her kind.... she has got your back.... no matter what you do.... no matter who you hurt.... as long as you are her kind.... eye told you that eye can be nasty.... really fucking nasty.... and.... eye do not give a shit HOW beautiful you are.... eye will ALWAYS tell you when you are sorry.... eye will always tell you when you ARE wrong.... see that.... now you see.... why she tells me.... go away.... you fucking bastard.... and.... one day.... you will learn.... why.... she begs me to come back.... or.... she comes back running.... it is always the same....
ok.... now.... back to the topic at hand.... one country at a time.... eye will create a basic income.... lifting EVERYONE out of poverty.... day one.... and then.... you will have the power.... eye am giving YOU the power.... to create on your own.... to fix your own country.... to create a new system.... to fix all of your problems.... the basic income with CREATE a whole new economy in your country.... it will create balance.... it will give power to the powerless.... to create balance in the country....
eye am NOT saying that people are NOT invited here.... all eye am saying.... is.... you have to come here legally.... you have to let us manage it.... for our safety.... and for many other reasons.... eye will do the same thing for worlds.... you can choose who to let in.... but.... you cannot choose who to let out....
eye know eye know eye know.... what eye a saying.... is unpopular.... among immagrants and potential immigrants.... however.... IMAGINE.... no.... not the john lennon kind of imagine.... imagine being able to choose your neighbors one day.... how many of you have had a nightmare neighbor.... well..... look for the upcoming chapter.... it will probably be called neighbors.... eye do not know.... the entire plan has NOT come back to me yet.... AND.... at least EYE am being honest with you.... eye am NOT telling you what eye think you want to hear.... eye am telling you what eye THINK will work best for the MOST people.... eye think that eye am getting coughs of disapproval from an immigrant right now.... eye am sorry.... nobody is going to like EVERYTHING that eye am proposing....