therapy....

eye know eye know eye know....  the LATEST criticism of me....  is that eye am a fulltime therapist....  and....  nobody wants to date a therapist....  nobody wants to be a friend with a full time therapist....  nobody wants to be around a full time therapist....  sorry....  eye cannot help myself....  it is part of my mold....  at this point....  it is one of my insincts....  eye imagine....  eye have been doing it for so long....  it just comes as second nature to me....  the moon kept telling me to stop putting my cape on....  but....  eye cannot help it....  eye cannot change it....  at this point....  it is part of my psyche....   somebody has got to do it....  everyone else pushes you into the darkness....  somebody has got to catch you when you fall....  someone has got to bring you out of the dark....  just remember....  eye am also fixing your monsters....  eye am fixing the people who scare you....  eye am fixing the people who hurt you....  

and so....  you say....  who would want to date me....  well....  if that is what you are saying....  you are missing the whole point....  eye am NOT here to date you....  eye am here to set you free....  eye am here to fix you....  eye am here to fix your systems....  eye am here to fix your world....  eye am hear to soften things up in this world....  eye am here....  to cool this world down....  so that god will not destroy it....  so that there will no longer be a reason for god to destroy this world....  eye am here to help you become the best version of yourself....  eye am here to help you figure out what you were made for....  to help you find YOUR passion....  so that you can be at peace....  so that you can live a fullfilled life....  eye want you to show me your scars....  eye will show you mine....  if you will show me yours first....  eye want to help you feel good about yourself.... eye want to find out what is troubling you....  and help you fix it....  help you heal....  help you become upright and strong....

eye am NOT the party guy....  eye am NOT the guy you go out and have a good time with....  and....  now you know....  why p!nk keeps saying....  go away....  come back....  go away....  come back....  mostly....  go away....

right now....  you hate it....  you do not want anyone trying to fix you....  but....  eye guarantee....  after eye have done it a couple of times....  you will become addicted to it....  when you get the high....  afterwards....  you will want it....  again and again and again....

eye am of the mindset....  that every woman deserves several men in her life....  one to satisfy each of her every need and desire....  and me....  eye am just the pizza guy....  the guy who brings you pizza....  when you are having trouble with your boy friend....  and you just need someone to talk to.... the guy who helps you fix things....  and....  if its friends with benefits....  well....  bonus....  and....  eye will probably only come for one night....  because....  eye am a slut....  and....  eye prey on sluts....