role reverals....

so....  another one of my dirtly little secrets....  one of the wonderful things about the way....  is....  role reversals....  they teach people so so so much....  and....  they help people....  to understand....  that the grass is NOT always greener on the otherside of the fence....  often times.... one finds out....  they had it pretty fucking good....  and then they blew it....  they destroyed all of the perks that they had in this world....

let us take women for instance....  most of them seem to think....  what a wonderful life men have....  especially white men....  eye have already pointed out....  that you may have had it pretty cush in this world....  you were never forced to fight in wars....  most of the jobs that men do....  SUCK....  most....  but you only look at the jeff bezos of the world....  the small few that make it to the top....  the small few....  who do not have a nasty fucking asshole for a boss....  the small few....  who do not have to endure hard labor....  the small few....  who do not have to work in slaughter houses....  who do not have to shovel shit....  remember....  shit comes in many different forms....  eye know....  eye know....  eye know....  most of you are pissed at me right now....  most of you think that eye am a mesogenist....  most of you think that eye am quite an asshole....

so....  let us try something....  let us try a role reversal....  let us make a law....  that says....  men....  cannot ask women out....  ONLY....  women can ask men out....  role reversal....  so that you can see....  that....  for some men....  this whole guy ask girl out thing....  really really works....  but....  for many....  eye am going to even say.... most....  this is not such a great deal....  what about the shy guy....  what about the modest mouse....  how many dates does he get....  and then....  rejection....  do you know how many times guys get rejected....  some....  just brush it off....  no big deal....  on to the next....  but for many....  it hurts....  it sinks in....  it does permanent damage....  

and then....  how many of us men are attracted to younger women....  many will not admit it....  many of them will take their dirty little secret to the grave....  but....  others....  they cannot help themselves....  they ask younger women out....  and....  first....  they get rejected....  and....  then....  they get shamed....  they get called a creeper....  sometimes....  they get kicked out of places....  do you realize the power that you have....  women....  the power to reject....  to power to shame....  the power to kick out....  the power the power the power....  you have SO much power....  

once again....  eye will say it again....  it is the way of this world....  guys attracted to younger woman....  it is the way this world was set up....  eve came from adams ribs....  not the other way around....  eve came into this world....  when adam....  was a man....  it is the way of this world....  do not worry ladies.... eye am not some perverted sex freak out to convince all the younger ladies of the world to change....  so that eye can date a younger lady....  eye have already told all of you....  eye am done....  the lyrics tell me....  eye am done....  for this life....  no more sex for this guy....  no no no....  eye am not the consumate religious leader....  only looking out for my interests....  eye am looking out for the interest....  of the common man....  eye am fighting their battle right now....  

so....  let us reverse the roles....  let us say....  if a man asks a woman out....  there is some kind of penalty....  how about....  he gets grounded for a day....  lock down....  in his home....  

and then....  let us let the women have that power....  the power to choose....  who you want to ask out....  you women....  you think that men have so much power....  because we get to choose who to ask to dance....  who to ask out....  but....  you have more power....  ladies....  you have the power to reject....  AND....  on top of that....  you have the power to shame....  AND....  if that was not enough....  you have the power to kick out....  to isolate....  ouch....  because eye creeped a gril out....  eye can no longer go someplace....  where eye feel comfortable....  where my friends hang out....  because of one woman....  eye may have to start my life over....  find a whole new set of friends....  find a new place to hang out....  this has happened to me twice now....  twice....

eye am done....  if eye was not done....  because of the lyrics.....  eye would be done....  because of all of the bitches that shamed me....  because of all the bitches....  that made me start my life over....  

you have so much power....  ladies....  and you just do not realize it....  so....  let us reverse the roles....  you ask the men out....  go ahead....  ask out the man you want to date....  take the power....  you can have it....  take it....  and let me know how it goes....

it actually should be that way anyway....  eye do not know how it got set up....  so that the men have to be the ones to ask the women out....  it should be the other way around....  BECAUSE....  there is no problem with a younger woman asking an older man out....  is there....  it is not so creepy....  it the shoe is on the other foot....  it is creepy....  when a religious leader....  hypnotizes the children....  indoctrinates them....  to choose him....  but it is not so creepy....  when a young lady chooses a man....  is it....  eye do not think so....  do you....

and....  eye think....  older women....  there minds are elsewhere....  there passion....  is changing the world....  NOT....  chasing men....  girls want to have fun....  women....  want to change the world....  eye bet....  if we switched roles....  not that many older ladies would ask men out....  there are anomolies....  but the way....  is for older men to be attracted to younger women....  and for older women....  to be interested in something else....  again....  there are anomolies....  think of it like a spectrum....  like a bell curve....  most....  fall within the norm.....  but....  there are ALWAYS outliers....  right malcom gladwell....  there are always outliers....  in everything....  in race....  in the sexes....  in everything....  

so....  world....  are you gonna take me up on my suggestion....  from now on....  only ladies can ask men out....  come on....  let us do it....  

you do realize....  that the whole....  ooooh....  gross....  that guy is old enough to be my father thing....  you realize....  that is a cultural thing....  that is it....  just a cultural thing....  eye am told....  in russia....  younger women dig older men....  because....  they realize....  the young imature boy is more likely to lie to you....  to disrespect you....  to use you....  and....  a man....  not as likely to be a dick....  

the wicked little things that women do....  are NOT as obvious....  as the wicked little things that men do....  men use brute force....  

what is it....  that women do....  eye designed this game....  eye gave women power....  in this game....  to SHOW everyone....  given power....  women can be just as brutal....

but....  outside of this game....  women still have weapons....  and then use them....  eye just have to figure out....  what they are....  and how to stop them....  from abusing their power....

for instance....  women have the power of persuasion....  they have something else....  eye cannot define it yet....  but....  they are able to talk their way out of a ticket....  have you ever heard of a boy talking his way out of a speeding ticket....  eye hear it from women all of the time....  maybe....  they are able to avoid consequences....  eye do not know....  it is very subtle....  what women do....  eye have not put my finger on it yet....  and neither has the system....  it is why ninety percent of the prisons are filled with men....  it is NOT that men are worse than women....  eye also think....  women are more vindictive....  eye think that they have a wicked mean streak in them....

why do men get punished.....  so so so so badly....  for flirting with a coworker....  or an employee....  but....  women....  do not get exposed....  they do not get punished....  for sleeping their way to the top....  has anyone else ever pointed this out....  another....  little discrepency in this world....

why do female stars bitch about being forced to lose weight....  but men to not....

ok ok ok....  eye have been told....  on multiple occasions....  that people are not happy with lets say the last four paragraphs....  they are telling me....  that eye bumbed my head....  eye am told that eye am whinning like a little baby....  that eye am like a baby....  making all this noise....  eye have no clue what eye am doing....  eye sure do feel like a new born baby today....  screaming and kicking....   will someone please take my picture....  eye have a feeling eye am not going to remember this....  

first of all....  whoever decided that the sirens were going to keep the score in this wicked game....  who decided that only the women get a vote in this wicked game.... oh....  right....  that was me....  whoooooops.....  how am eye going to bring balance....  if only the women have a vote.....  that cannot be right....  something must be wrong here....  that lyric cannot be right....  can it....  eye am eye gonna stick up for the men of the world....  if only the women get a vote....  hmmmm....  ponder ponder ponder....  

eye guess it is time....  for me to explain....  balance....  the way....  balance....  eye really do not like being the bad guy....  eye do not want to be the bad guy anymore....  so....  let me explain the way to you....  let me explain balance....  look for the upcoming chapter....  called balance....  

eye have a feeling that it MIGHT piss the beautiful ladies off even more....  but....  eye have a feeling....  the blacks and hispanics are going to like this one....  

hmmmm....  should eye eat dinner first....  and make you wait....  OR....  should eye get right to it....  

hmmmm....  now eye get it.... the sirens ORCHESTRATE  the score....  they are not the judges....  they just tally the votes....  am eye right....  now....  that makes a little more sense....  

so....  eye passed the role reversal concept on to a young lady today.....  eye asked her what she thought....  and....  she of course....  hated the idea....  you know what she said....  it would not be progressive....  it would make the men feel uncomfortable....  ha....  right....  how many men are going to be worried about a woman stocking him....  how many men are going to be worrried about a woman raping her....  how many men are going to be worried....  about a woman overpowering him....

you know what eye think....  eye think that she knows that it is her super power....  her power to reject....  her power to complain about something....  her power to shame....  her power to have someone banished from the tribe....  excommunicated....  her power to MAKE some poor dude....  start his life all over again....  and she does NOT want to give that up....  

think about it....  ladies....  men are hunters....  men have been the hunters....  throughout time....  it has been their role....  in a hunter and gatherer society....  they were the hunters....  and....  eye think....  by now....  it is genetic....  it is inbred....  and....  the bad side of a hunter....  is a predator....  it is not their fault....  some of them are cats....  and they are predators....  and....  after the hunt....  after than man has caught his prey....  what happens....  boredom set in....  

so....  why do we not switch roles....  teach the man....  to be the prey....  let us give them something else to hunt....  like a scavenger hunt....  just a thought....  they can be cunning....  where no one gets hurt....  

let me ask you....  ladies....  how many of you have been lied to....  by a man.... while he was on the hunt....  how many are like a jerk eye knew....  who moved slate for a living....  but told the ladies....  he was a doctor....  ya....  right....