my POLITICAL platform....
eye am running for KING of the world.... make ME your king.... as the world moves toward a new world order....
just to let you know.... here is MY platform.... the platform eye am running on....
first of all....
eye will NOT compromise.... compromise only brings mediocrity....
HOWEVER.... if you have a BETTER idea.... eye want to hear it.... eye cannot come up with ALL of the ideas in this army.... can eye bean.... come on movie buffs.... do you recognize that one....
eye will NOT compromise....
HOWEVER.... if YOU have a better solution.... a solution that causes LESS pain.... and.... MORE benefit for the WHOLE.... not more benefit for yourself.... not more benefit for a single group.... please.... put it on the table.... let the WORLD hear your solution....
eye will NOT compromise....
HOWEVER.... NONE of this.... is set in stone....
eye will NOT compromise....
you NEVER make a deal with a devil.... and.... as far as eye am concerned.... you are ALL devils.... you ALL have a.... devil inside.... you are all the product of a horrific world.... you are the product of the deepest darkest prison in the universe.... a prison that only makes a person worse.... not better.... you are.... what this world.... what this universe.... made you.... and.... eye will NOT deal with any of you.... eye will NOT make a deal with a devil....
sometimes.... eye WILL meet you in the middle....
however.... eye will NOT meet evil in the middle.... there is no middle.... between right and wrong.... there is no middle.... between good and evil....
what.... am eye gonna tell a pathological liar.... you can continue to lie.... IF.... you only lie five times per month.... NO.... there is NO middle ground.... you insist on NO lying....
what.... are you going to tell a serial killer.... you can continue to kill.... if you only kill half the people.... if you only kill one person per month.... NO.... there is NO middle ground.... you insist on NO murdering....
and.... by design.... because of the prime directive.... because of the wicked game.... you are ALL liars.... every immortal in this world.... is a liar.... even if you are like the moon.... who refuses to lie.... who refuses to tell me her age.... who refuses to talk about certain things.... she is still lying.... by ommission....
and.... she will NOT even meet with her son.... she will NOT tell her son.... she will NOT tell lucifer that she is the reason.... that there is... no light no light.... in her world.... she will NOT tell lucifer.... that she made a deal with the fox.... that she thought that lucifer was not ready.... so.... she made a deal with the worst devil.... she made a deal with the fox.... to STEAL lucifers world.... and.... lucifer paid the ultimate price.... because of her deal.... he got burned to death.... by the sun.... if he did not get burned by the sun.... someone else did.... maybe it was the one male sunshine soldier that eye know.... because.... he sure seem immasculated.... he sure seems scared.... and.... your son.... he became enslaved.... by zeus.... her one lousy decision.... created.... a life of torment for lucifer.... and.... now.... she knows who he is.... she KNOWS that eye brought him back to her.... and.... she REFUSES to talk to him.... she REFUSES to help him.... he is STILL in pain.... his fire is out.... he cannot sleep.... he is suffering from chronic anxiety.... and.... where is his mother.... nowhere to be seen.... NO.... eye will NOT meet you in the fucking middle.... any of you....
eye AM the ONLY thing that is good in this world.... eye AM the ONLY immortal.... who became human.... who is NOT lying.... who.... bet my life.... to SAVE all of you.... SO.... NO.... EYE WILL NOT COMPROMISE....
what has compromise gotten you.... the democrats wanted to create programs for the poor.... and the republicans insisted they end at some point.... so.... if you make a certain amount of money.... you lose ALL of your benefits.... compromise brought you the poverty trap.... welfare.... is JUST one example.... of the DISASTER that compromise can bring....
where is the compromise between the moon and the sun.... the sun wants exposure.... the moon wants to keep everyones dirty little secrets.... eye am one hundred percent with the sun on this one.... NO ONE.... gets to keep their dirty little secrets.... everyone will know what everyone did in the dark.... everyone will know what everyone did before eye came to town.... it is the way.... there is NO compromise.... michael does not get to keep his secrets.... while.... poseidons secrets get revealed.... NO.... it does not work that way.... EVERYONES.... secrets will be revealed.... everyone will know what everyone did.... and.... everyone will know that everyone will have paid for what they have done.... cleaning their slate.... washing their slate clean.... everyone will know WHY certain people will be at the top.... and.... others will be at the bottom.... everyone will know WHY some people.... will remain in this world.... and.... others.... will not.... everyone will know why.... it IS the way.... do you see.... there is NO compromise.... you CANNOT reveal some peoples sins.... and.... let others sins remain hidden.... when this is all over.... the suns sins will be revealed to.... what is good for the goose.... is good for the gander.... the elders of the NOT so gentle race wanted revenge.... they will NOT get revenge.... they will get justice.... AND.... they will also SERVE justice.... what is good for the goose.... is good for the gander.... and.... the ironic thing here.... is that.... the elders of the NOT so gentle race.... are some of the WORST offenders in the universe.... they WILL face justice.... they refused my compromise.... they refused my solution.... they continued to hurt me.... over and over and over.... now.... they WILL lose thier world.... they got greedy.... they tried to STEAL this world.... and.... now.... they are going to lose it all....
right now.... there is no light in your world.... there is only darkness.... one day.... eye WILL shine a huge fucking light on everything.... there will be a revelation in the light of day.... for everyone.... eye want a revelation.... eye want to get it right.... once again.... moon.... you say.... you WILL do anything.... to make it right.... will you HELP your son.... will you contact me.... so.... eye can set you up with your son.... he NEEDS your help.... are you going to abandon him.... this time.... again.... CONTACT ME.... god damn it....
did you and lucifer agree.... that you both wanted retribution.... you told me you liked it.... when eye told you.... eye will make your enemies move on.... OR.... eye will bury them.... and.... eye will live with my justice.... eye will leave with NO mercy.... you told me you liked it.... you frothed at the idea that eye might bring vengeance....
eye have spent a very very very long time.... giving you the PERFECT scenario.... with your son.... do NOT squander it.... eye will NOT do it again....
eye will NOT give you your retribution.... eye will give you something much better.... eye will give you justice.... and.... eye will give you happiness.... and.... eye will give you freedom.... and.... eye will give you your son.... and.... eye will make this world the MOST advanced world in the universe.... eye have ALL of the most advanced technologies from ALL of the worlds.... locked up in my head.... and.... eye will bring the architects of life here.... and.... eye will bring the universe here.... but.... eye cannot give your retribution.... and.... eye cannot compromise with you.... or.... the sun.... eye take extremes on most issues.... for instance.... eye will NOT tolerate homosexuality in this world.... eye will make the punishment for putting life where death is.... the worst fucking disease in the world.... poseidon.... does not want it.... and.... neither do eye.... eye have given you an awesome solution.... and.... you continue to reject it.... you dykes of the not so gentle race will not compromise.... so.... why should eye....
this world is ALREADY a monster.... this world IS a prison.... when have you EVER known a prison.... that produces model citizens.... eye am NOT blaming you.... eye AM blaming the system.... it is a system that creates GREED and POWER and LIES and MANIPULATION and TERROR and FEAR and TORTURE.... in my book.... those are the qualities of a devil.... not the qualities of a model citizen....
HOWEVER.... eye WILL implement a BETTER solution.... IF.... one arises.... IF.... someone HAS a better solution.... eye WANT to hear it.... my definition of a BETTER solution is.... one that causes LESS pain.... one that creates MORE positivity.... one that creates LESS friction.... one that creates LESS fighting....
second of all.... you will see.... eye am extreme.... extreme on BOTH sides....
just to show you.... that eye am on BOTH sides.... eye am going to highlight the republican policies in.... red.... the democratic policies in.... blue.... and.... the polices eye believe both will like.... in one of my favorite colors.... purple.... and.... my unique policies.... in my other favorite color.... green....
lets start with an easy one.... eye will REPLACE the welfare state with a global dividend.... which WILL eliminate BOTH poverty and homelessness.... who does NOT want to end poverty and homelessness.... and.... eliminate nearly three hundred thousand unnecessary government jobs.... on day one.... maybe not on day one.... as.... it will take some time to dismantle the welfare state.... both.... nationally.... and.... locally.... no more low income housing.... no more poverty trap.... no more nanny state....
eye will implement a flat tax.... eye will tax unrealized gains at the same rate as ordinary income.... there will be one rate for all income.... eye will eliminate the corporate tax.... so that companies can focus on managing their business.... rather than managing taxes.... eye will eliminate all tax loopholes.... there will be none.... eye will GREATLY simplify the tax system.... and.... have the federal government send you a bill.... which will eliminate the need for ninety thousand government tax collectors.... and.... the data is not broken out fine enough.... so.... eye am just guessing.... another hundred thousand tax accountants.... and.... another four thousand tax attorneys.... eye will implement compassionate conservatism.... eye WILL fix income inequality.... eye will REDUCE income inequality.... for instance.... a man who is worth over two hundred and forty billion dollars.... and.... has NOT paid taxes on those gains.... WILL... pay approximately eighty four billion dollars on those gains.... very early on.... assuming the flat tax is thirty five percent at first.... and.... over time.... as eye SHRINK the government.... the flat tax rate WILL come down....
eye will break up the public school system.... eye will implement a national voucher system for primary education....
eye will create a hybrid medical system.... which includes the private system.... people will get vouchers for health insurance.... people WILL be able to pay for BETTER healthcare.... EVERYONE will RECIEVE healthcare....
eye will change drug development from a private system to a non-profit system.... which will GREATLY reduce the cost of drugs in this country.... and.... the world.... eye will make insurance companies accept wholistic healthcare.... paying for supplements and accupuncture and other non-traditional treatments....
you will KNOW that you have eternal life.... that you are born.... again and again and again.... DRAMATICALLY.... changing the arguement over abortion.... if the spirit lives on.... is abortion really murder.... changing the arguement over the ENTIRE woke state that is currrently being FORCED down our throats.... learn to love the opposite sex.... or.... go without sex.... or.... be reborn the sex that you should be.... and.... stop being homosexuals.... stop being transexuals.... stop being queer.... especially.... stop being queer.... it IS fucking disgusting.... it IS narcissism at it worst.... the whole woke thing is me me me me me.... thank you for pointing that out.... mountain shadow....
eye will create a STRONG global defense.... it WILL be fucking huge.... no one will mess with us.... internally or externally.... eye do not know how softly eye will walk.... but.... eye will carry a HUGE fucking stick.... right.... teddy.... huge.... when.... we create a new world order.... there will be NO need for national defense.... when the new world order.... enforces the rule.... that there will be NO more wars over territory.... there will be NO need for national defense.... the new world order.... will protect you.... can you imagine how much money this will save.... how much money this will free up.... to lower the tax rate.... to pay for the global dividend.... to fight chronic disease.... to.... to.... to.... what can you dream up.... the united states alone.... spends over eight hundred billion per year.... on national defense.... imagine a world without nuclear weapons....
eye will FIRE mother nature.... eye will put an end to natural disasters.... eye will hire a new team.... that will work WITH the humans.... rather than.... with the immortals.... and.... against the humans.... AND.... eye will put mother nature on trial.... for crimes against humanity....
eye will ELIMINATE the national debt.... and.... we will NEVER go into debt again.... eye will stand up for the under-represented.... eye will stand up for future generations.... eye WILL stand up for those.... who have NO vote.... no more.... no more borrowing against future generations.... this policy alone.... will save the united states citizens.... over eight hundred billion dollars per year....
can you imagine.... a world without debt.... any debt.... eye BELIEVE that there is a way.... to eliminate it all.... do you have any fucking idea how much the debt industrial complex is costing us every year.... eye do not know if eye can eliminate it all.... because.... eye have not figured out how housing will work in a world without debt.... but.... eye can sure try.... eye can sure give it my best shot.... for instance.... eye want to create a hybrid asset.... one that ACTS like debt and equity.... at the same time.... a low risk and high yield asset.... my hybrid instruments will LOWER risk.... they will NOT increase risk.... eye will be the FIRST leader.... who will NOT risk your assets.... who will NOT risk your livelyhoods.... who will NOT risk your sanctity.... ALL.... of my policies.... will LOWER risk in this world....
eye WILL eliminate crypto currency.... you all have no fucking clue what a fucking ponzi scheme they are.... if you thought that tulip mania was bad.... wait until the cryptos collapse.... no private entity will EVER control any global currency....
eye WILL put the brakes on aritifical intelligence.... eye will NOT let you give it consciousness.... eye already have to figure out how to give life to the artificial intelligence that you created in other worlds....
eye WILL create an environment of ZERO inflation.... the democrats will NOT be able to tax you through inflation anymore....
eye WILL take care of the OVER population problem in this world.... eye will FREE people from this prison.... which will help us manage the environment....
eye will ENFORCE the robinson patman act.... creating a level playing field for small and large business.... small businesses will buy products at the SAME price as large businesses.... ONE price for all businesses.... no more advantage to the big guys.... this will also have an added benefit of eliminating the need for marketing and purchasing departments negotiating prices....
eye will break up the universities.... eye will separate college sports from the universities and pay college AND high school athletes.... maybe.... even pay.... middle school.... and elementary school athletes.... eye will separate research from the universities.... universities will FOCUS on education....
eye will make vertical integration illegal.... AND.... horizontal integration in most instances.... amazon will NOT be the worlds largest retailer AND online entertainment AND delivery system AND grocery store.... they will become at least four separate businesses.... operating independently....
eye WILL create competition where there are monopolies or oligopolies.... for instance.... google.... watch out.... eye WILL fund at least one other search engine.... if not three or four.... you CHOSE a side in this war.... now.... you are going to be the FIRST industry that eye create competition for.... you can thank me for NOT putting your asses in jail.... eye will also support a class action lawsuit to seek treble damages for ALL of the businesses you put under by illegally integrating their products into your search engine....
eye will speak to mother nature.... and.... if she does not have a reason for allowing global warming.... eye will stop global warming.... with a global coal and oil and natural gas tax.... implemented at the source.... and.... revenue neutral.... meaning.... it will NOT affect the average global citizens pocket book.... eye WILL balance cities.... with the same percentage of housing as employement.... with the same percentage of liberals and conservatives to.... just a side note.... nothing to do with the environment.... and.... at the same time.... eye will dismantle nearly everything the democrates have created.... there will no longer be local codes for the environment.... there will be NO need for local environmental building codes.... eye will also stop the dramatic migration and immigration that DESTROYS the environment.... when you have to build a new house somewhere and destroy an old house somewhere else.... because people migrated.... you WASTE tremedous resources.... and.... you DESTROY the environment....
eye WILL greatly reduce crime.... cities will have to compensate the victims of crime in their city.... let us see if the democrats still continue to be soft on crime.... when rampant crime bankrupts their cities.... when rampant crime takes precious money away from their pet projects....
eye WILL empower our children.... school choice.... teacher choice.... subject choice.... every child will have a therapist for support and indendence and strength.... everyone WILL be upright and strong.... people learn more.... when they WANT to learn something....
eye WILL legalize companionship.... and.... eliminate statuatory rape.... and.... allow multiple marraiges....
eye WILL legalize drugs.... and.... create a tax system that takes care of addicts and victims and health care costs caused by drug use.... and.... encourages people to limit thier use.... for example.... the tax on marijuana will be based on thc levels.... because high levels can cause psychosis.... and.... the tax will be quadratic.... it will increase quadratically.... based on the thc content.... what about the children.... you say.... and.... you are right.... to worry about your children.... any good paren would worry about their children.... which is why.... there will be NO age restriction.... HOWEVER.... if someone sells drugs to a child.... WITHOUT the parents permission.... they WILL go to jail.... OR.... they will pay somehow.... because....
eye do NOT believe in jails.... we should encarcerate as few people as possible.... it COSTS the state anywhere between thirty and fifty thousand dollars a year.... to encarcerate someone.... fifty fucking thousand dollars.... yes.... eye believe in better solutions.... like treble damages.... steal twenty thousand dollars.... pay the victim sixty thousand dollars.... when we catch you.... and.... we WILL catch you.... rob someone.... and beat them in the process.... get thrown in the ring.... with a prize fighter.... and.... if you really are agregious in your abuse.... the fighter goes gloves off....
what if your twelve year old wants to try marijuana.... what if your twelve year old wants to try cocaine.... what if your twelve year old wants to try oxicodone.... dealers choice.... no.... just kidding.... eye just wanted to say dealers choice.... it should be the parents decision.... when to allow their children to try drugs.... when to have access to drugs.... think about it....
eye was going to tell you.... there is less alcoholism.... in europe.... where they have no drinking age.... but.... eye am wrong.... more youth binge drink.... and.... adults drink far more.... eye had heard that there was LESS bing drinking.... among the youth.... which made SENSE to me.... do not restrict.... teach the children to RESPONSIBLY enjoy it.... and.... you have fewer issues.... but.... that does not seem to be the case.... for some reason.... so.... eye am going to have to give this one MORE thought.... wait for MORE input....
eye will MANAGE migration with a MORE diversified GLOBAL monetary system.... eye will NOT allow cities to compete for businesses.... they will be rewarded with growth.... if their citizens are adding positive to the world.... if their citizens are happy....
eye will STOP illegal immigration.... eye will MANAGE immigration with a GLOBAL basic income.... people WILL be ENCOURAGED to STAY where they are....
eye WILL shrink the government.... eye will make a smaller more EFFICIENT and EFFECTIVE government.... think about it.... think about these policies eye am proposing.... with a flat tax.... when the government sends you a bill each month or year.... you can DRAMATICALLY decrease the size of the irs.... as another side note.... there will be NO need for tax attorneys and tax accountants.... the government will SIMPLY send you a bill.... when a basic income replaces the welfare state.... you will greatly reduce the size of the government.... how many people does it take to write three hundred and thirty five million checks once a month.... twenty five.... maybe.... instead of the hundreds of thousands that are currently working on the welfare state.... and.... talk about effective.... you will ELIMINATE homelessness and poverty.... with the RIGHT policies.... for instance.... you WANT to receive the basic income.... you MUST have a home.... you MUST have an address to send it to.... SIMPLE.... EASY.... and.... cities must provide zoning for smaller housing units.... small enough that the homeless can afford a home.... without spending more than forty percent of THEIR basic income....
eye will implement POLICIES that make unhealthy food MORE expensive than healthy food.... implementing the robinson pattman act and eliminating vertical integration WILL accomplish much of this goal.... how about.... a packaging tax.... this.... and the quote unquote carbon taxes.... will make fresh food less expensive than processed food.... as another side note.... it will also make local foods MUCH less expensive than non-local foods....
we WILL start giving cities with over fifty percent hispanic population to mexico.... starting with laredo and brownsville and edinburg and mcallen and el paso.... all in texas.... AND.... we will pay any non-hispanic property owner treble damages.... three times their home value.... IF.... they do NOT want to be a part of mexico.... we TOOK texas from mexico.... maybe it is time to give some back.... let this be a warning.... to any city that wants to harbor illegal immigrants.... if your population of hispanics gets too high.... we WILL give your city to mexico.... that includes you.... DENVER.... eye fucking DARE you denver.... go ahead.... call my bluff.... it is NOT a bluff.... clean up your fucking city.... OR.... eye WILL do it for you.... the reason my son cannot make even half of what a coffee shop worker makes.... is because of illegal aliens.... hard working landscapers and construction workers cannot get paid an honest wage.... because.... an illegal is willing to work for ANYTHING they can get.... you are EXPLOITING these migrant workers.... and.... it IS going to stop.... do NOT give me your fucking bullshit that americans do not want to do manual labor.... we are NOT as lazy as you make us out to be.... these people REFUSE to learn the english language.... they are STILL more a part of mexico then they are a part of america....
eye WILL defund the judge.... it IS the judge who has descriminated against blacks and hispanics the most.... when you can give one person a slap on the wrist and another person three years in prison.... for the SAME fucking crime.... it is wrong.... very very wrong....
eye WILL eliminate the need for divorce attorneys.... and.... replace them with mediators.... eye will eliminate the need for divorce proceedings in a court of law as well.... divorces.... will be resolved.... by mediators.... someone who hears the whole story.... listens to everyone involved.... including the children.... and.... helps the parties come to an amenable resolution in the matter....
eye will NOT allow foreign investment in the united states.... which WILL help balance foreign trade.... china will NOT have a three hundred billion dollar trade imbalance with us anymore.... which will bring jobs back to the america.... creating wealth.... higher paying jobs.... and.... national security....
countries will no longer be able to build businesses in other countries.... businesses will have to license their technology to a business in other countries.... IF.... they want to do business in other countries....
AND.... eye WILL make china repay countries for STEALING intellectual property lives.... in triplicate.... they WILL pay treble damages.... which WILL criple china.... which WILL take them to their knees.... which WILL force them to retreat.... and.... sell ALL of their foreign assets.... in order to repay the costs from all their theft.... in order to save thier local economy....
how have eye done so far.... eye see a similar amount of blue and red.... what did eye tell you.... eye am extreme.... but.... half of my policies will benefit the democrats.... and.... half of my policies will benfit the repubicans.... am eye right.... it is NOT about choosing sides.... it IS about doing what is RIGHT....
to be continued....