immigration policy....

so....  you brought trump to me once before....  am eye right....

now....  now that he has WON the election....  decisively....  do you want to bring him to me again....

right now....  he is talking....  MASS deportation....  am eye right....  pretty uncompassionate....  if you ask me....

do you want to give me a stab....  at brokering a better deal....  would you like me to see....  if eye can encourage him....  to create a policy of encouragement....  rather than a policy of FORCEFUL deportation....

here is a rough stab at what it would look like....  

right now....  there are nearly twelve million illegal immigrants from mexico in this country....  mexico....  by far....  makes up the majority of illegal immigrants....

so....  what if....  rather than giving seventy five billion in foreign aid to mexico....  we gave mexicans a basic income....  of....  approximately seven hundred and fifty dollars per person per year....  this would lift everyone out of poverty in mexico....  on day one....  

and....  if the illegal immigrant remains here....  they do not qualify for any of OUR services....  no medicaid....  no welfare....  whatsoever....  and....  WHEN....  we create a basic income here....  they will NOT qualify for that either....

but....  if they return home....  they get seven hundred and fifty dollars per year....  on day one....  remember....  seven hundred and fifty dollars goes a lot lot lot further in mexico....  then in the united states....

the rest....  eye would leave to trump....  what does mexico contribute....  how are they going to address their income inequality....  which is pretty severe....  when does mexico start taking over payment of the basic income....  etc etc etc....  he is a tough negotiator....  eye am sure that he can come up with something....

ok....  all of you liberals out there....  does this....  or....  does this not....  sound better than MASS deportation....  does this sound MORE compassionate to you....

his election has provided me with an opportunity....  he has a very hardline stance on immigration....   a very extreme position....  on immigration....  eye THINK that eye can help him find the middle....  

we do not even need to talk....  just suggest to him....  that this would be a much more appropriate approach....  

AND....  IF....  he takes this approach....  when the world is mine....  eye will NOT have to make him FEEL the pain that he causes the illegal immigrants through MASS deportation....  

tell him....  do NOT make the mistakes of his predicessors....  obama and biden are going to have to live in loredo for a couple of years....  and....  FEEL the pain that they caused the town of loredo....  and....  help....  FIX....  the problem that they created....

TRUMP....  beleive me....  when this world becomes mine....  you are NOT going to want to feel the pain that you cause others....  you had better start now....  implementing policies that create the LEAST amount of overall pain....  

eye AM at forty two percent approval rating right now trump....  you have until eye reach eighty percent approval....  to get your shit together....  let me know if you want to talk....

trump....  WILL....  listen to me....  because....  eye WILL tell him how to dismantle the democratic machine that is taking over this world....  that has control over this world....