fork....

what is the best kind of fork....  ok....  give it some thought....  and then....  

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did eye give you enough space so you could not see the answer....  without scrolling down....  that was my intention....  not to give you the answer....  before....  you had some time to think about it....  

a spoon....  the best kind of fork is a spoon....  do you know why....  because....  with a fork....  when you come to a fork in the road....  if you take the wrong path....  you have to go all the way back to the beginning....  and start over....  and if it is the crossroads....  and you take the wrong path....  you might not get the chance to go back to the beginning.... they might just take your soul....

this is why my favorite fork is a spoon....  when eye come to the crossroads of hell....  eye want to find a spoon....  because no matter what road you take....  the high road....  along the rim....  on either side....  or the low road....  right down the middle....  you will always end up in the same place....  at the tip....  there are an infinite number of paths to take on a spoon....  eye do not know about you....  but eye am gonna follow my feet....  again.... song title here....  no rules broken here....  

what is it they say about the devil....  do they say that he has a fork....  a pitchfork....  a weapon....  OR....  a tuning fork....  now that makes sense to me....  a tuning fork....  because eye think that the devil is the colliape....  because he fell to the ground....  was the devil not cast down to earth....  screaming....  help me mamma....  help me mamma....  eye have been blinded by the light....  again....  song title here....  

eye disagree with all of you....   eye think that the devil has a spoon....  eye think that he is a peaceful man....  and....  just like o dot a dot r dot....  hey oar....  you are missing a dot....  you are one dot short....  and just like oar....  the devil wants peace....  and his spoon....  looks something like this....  who can you stab with a spoon....

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do any of you recognize this spoon....  it is called an ankh....  a spoon....  AND....  a cross....  it signifies life itself....  it comes from a faith....  let us see....  how do eye say this....  without plagarising here....  it comes from a faith....  from long before jesuses time....  a faith that died....  long long ago....  right sarah....  eye wear that cross....  sarah....  eye wear that cross.... sometimes....  but....  then again....  like jesus....  when he knew the prophecy....  and declared....  eye am thirsty....  to fulfill the prophecy....  what a crock by the way....  but....  just like jesus....  eye know about sarahs song....  eye knew about her cross....  long before eye bought my cross....  but still....  eye wear it....  eye HAVE fulfilled the prophecy....  the prophecy in the music....  well....  not the entire prophecy....  eye do not live in a church....  eye do not wear sandles in the snow....  but....  eye am beautiful....  and eye am fucked up....  and....  eye am a boy....  not a man....  and....  eye will be careful....  when you are in my arms.... 😊

hey alanis....  you got in wrong....  do you remember what eye sang....  in the mental hospital....  when eye was dancing around the table....  its like ten thousand knives....  when all you need....  is a spoon....  ever try to eat pudding with fork....  you are gonna be there a while....  hey alanis....  do not worry....  when you meet me....  and then you meet my beautiful wife....  it does NOT mean that eye am taken....  just ask the moon....  eye am STILL a slut....  but this is a whole nother chapter....  a topic for another day....  right mormans....  

mommy....  why does everyone have....  a knife....  or a gun....  or a bomb....  hmmm....  it seems that they took that line out of the music video....  

guess what mamma....  guess what eye learned today....  eye learned how to put emojis in my book....  yay....  and....  eye have fulfilled the prophecy....  is that not what you asked me to do....  mamma....  

sometimes eye get carried away....  sometimes eye get a little too excited....  sometimes....  eye get caught up in all of the fun....  eye enjoyed writing this chapter....  

eye am a push me pull you....  sometimes....  you gotta push me....  and other times....  you gotta pull me back....  reign me in....  just like a kid....  just like a boy....  sometimes....  you gotta bring back the dad....  eye can mistakingly start thinking that this is all a joke....  eye am trying not to take this all too seriously....  but....  eye DO realize....  that this is very serious....