sit down....
so.... my team.... one of the teams.... is telling me.... that it is time for me to play pretend.... because that is what we all do.... right.... you all are pretending.... right.... they are telling me.... that it is time for me to tell all of you to have a seat.... next to me.... sit down.... and let us talk.... if you are.... suffering from sadness.... if you are.... consumed by madness.... if you are rediculous.... sit down.... take a seat.... by my side....
and.... eye will fix you.... because eye am a healer.... and zeus is a deleter.... sorry.... just had to point that little tid bit out.... that zeus is a deleter.... but this is about me.... eye am a healer....
eye have so many ways to heal.... if eye open my heart.... like eye did for my brother.... eye opened my heart.... when eye open my heart.... eye seem manic.... and boy did eye seem manic that day.... eye did not cure him.... but eye THINK eye stopped the progression.... of his ms.... eye am still confused about how eye did it.... eye am not sure.... if eye traded spirit bodies with him.... because eye told him that eye wanted to give him my body.... that day.... this might end up being a longer story.... but the whole story.... is a story for another day.... because eye have so many other things that eye need to say today....
eye am not going to play this game today.... eye am not going to show all of you.... how good of a therapist that eye can be.... eye am not going to sit down with that homeless man you want me to sit down next to.... at least not today.... because.... today.... eye am fighting two other fights.... eye am fighting the fight in my body.... and.... eye am fighting a bigger fight.... the fight.... to help all of your heart open up.... because eye am spent.... eye am exhausted.... eye cannot show you how good of a therapist eye can be right now.... because all of my energy is going elsewhere....
also.... eye am not going to show all of you today.... my therapy.... eye call it acknowledgement therapy by the way.... but eye am not going to show you it today.... because.... eye have already shown some of you.... eye have shown all the folks at the recovery center.... acknowledgement therapy.... and it was the wrong approach.... eye tried to fix their hearts.... when the problem.... was there spirits.... someone.... eye am guessing.... one of lifes architects.... eye wish eye could say the phrase that yes says by the way.... architects of.... blank.... but eye cannot.... right now.... not until they give me permission.... but anyways.... back to the point.... eye was trying to fix their hearts.... and some idiot.... gave them spirits.... just like the characters in the wizard of oz.... except to more of an extreme.... he made each of them.... with only one chakra.... and so they are all stuck.... they cannot heal.... because they are stuck.... one of them.... is blue.... always blue.... always sad.... and eye tried.... with the wrong approach.... and eye could not fix her.... eye want her to know.... today.... it is not your fault.... eye am sure that YOU tried to fix yourself.... when eye was yelling at you.... it was not your fault.... the fault was mine.... eye just did not understand.... and one of them.... is red.... she is stuck in the red chakra.... always angry.... and eye want to tell her.... it is not your fault.... eye just want you to know.... when eye yelled at you.... all those things eye said to you.... it was ME.... EYE was wrong.... eye just did not understand.... and then.... he made gave one of you a heart.... the green angel.... eye thought that she was the yellow angel at the time.... but now eye think that she is the green angel.... and eye told her.... that she was too nice.... and she is.... but again.... it is not your fault.... and.... then there is the one.... who is absolutely beautiful.... and smart.... and fun.... she is the purple chakra.... she is the mind.... she is the leader of the pack.... but.... she has no heart.... and.... once again.... eye never yelled at you.... but still.... it is not your fault.... if you have always wondered.... why you are like me.... when you do not care.... my problem.... is that eye have a stone heart right now.... and yours.... is that you have no green chakra.... quite honestly.... eye THINK that eye can fix all of you.... but.... eye do not want to give you false hope.... how many of you have listened to this song.... and thought to yourself.... this is the mother singing to the child.... eye bet most of you.... do you want to know what eye think.... no.... eye am gonna tell you anyway.... eye think.... little darling is the mother.... that the son is singing to the mother.... because.... who has been laid so low.... me.... right....
ok... eye have cooled thing down a bit.... my blood sugar was one hundred and fifty something yesterday morning.... and hot all day.... today.... it started out a little above one hundred.... so.... MAYBE.... eye am gonna heat things up.... hopefully just a little bit....
here it is.... eye think that eye can turn a lesbian.... eye think that eye can get at least ONE to switch teams.... what do you say folks.... do you want me to put my money where my mouth is.... maybe.... one day.... eye will.... because eye AM such a sweet angel.... always an angel.... how about that.... 😇
ok.... enough shoveling shit today.... at least MOST of you think that eye am shoveling shit at this point.... and eye am sure that eye am making some of you sick to your stomach.... so it is time for me to engage the pull you.... and back off of this topic.... this chapter is supposed to be about cooling it off.... not heating things up....
eye cannot help myself.... eye just have to point out one thing.... eye THINK that boygenious was originally sung by a boy.... and he has gone missing.... and so three woman are bringing his song into the world.... by the way.... for those of you who think that eye am him.... sorry to tell you.... but eye am not.... he is hanging out.... in the land of missing people....